Laughter is one way to cheer up in a hurry. It seems that when we really have a good laugh, all our troubles and problems seem less severe and our day suddenly becomes brighter. The following classified ads and insurance explanations are true, proving that fact can be funnier than fiction.
ADS:
Auto Sales - Buy a car from me - I'll eat a bug!
Auto Repair - Try us once and you will never go anywhere again.
Used Cars - Why be cheated elsewhere? Visit us first.
Used Cars - 100% financing. Drive home with absolutely NO CASH.
Summer Sale - Stock up and save. Limit one per customer.
Join us for the furniture drive for the homeless.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery, we do it by hand.
1st annual Animal Abuse Council Benefit pig roast.
Illiterate? - Write today for help.
Will swap wedding gown for 50 pounds of dog food.
Women wanted to assist magician with cutt-off head illusion. Salary and medical benefits.
For women only - Free confidential pregnancy test.
Needed - Security officer. Must have shop-lifting experience.
Needed - Oral Surgery Assistant. No experience necessary.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
Introducing the superstore with unmatched variety and unrivaled inconvenience.
Grandmother will babysit 205 year old in her home.
INSURANCE FORMS:
An invisible car came out of nowhere, hit my car and vanished.
I had just been plant shopping when a hedge sprang up in front of me causing the accident.
The pedestrian had no idea which way to go so I hit him.
I was backing down the driveway, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
I had been driving for seven years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
The indirect cause of the accident was a short guy in a little car with a big mouth.
The telephone pole was approaching fast. I swerved left, then right, and then it hit my car.
ADS:
Auto Sales - Buy a car from me - I'll eat a bug!
Auto Repair - Try us once and you will never go anywhere again.
Used Cars - Why be cheated elsewhere? Visit us first.
Used Cars - 100% financing. Drive home with absolutely NO CASH.
Summer Sale - Stock up and save. Limit one per customer.
Join us for the furniture drive for the homeless.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery, we do it by hand.
1st annual Animal Abuse Council Benefit pig roast.
Illiterate? - Write today for help.
Will swap wedding gown for 50 pounds of dog food.
Women wanted to assist magician with cutt-off head illusion. Salary and medical benefits.
For women only - Free confidential pregnancy test.
Needed - Security officer. Must have shop-lifting experience.
Needed - Oral Surgery Assistant. No experience necessary.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
Introducing the superstore with unmatched variety and unrivaled inconvenience.
Grandmother will babysit 205 year old in her home.
INSURANCE FORMS:
An invisible car came out of nowhere, hit my car and vanished.
I had just been plant shopping when a hedge sprang up in front of me causing the accident.
The pedestrian had no idea which way to go so I hit him.
I was backing down the driveway, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
I had been driving for seven years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
The indirect cause of the accident was a short guy in a little car with a big mouth.
The telephone pole was approaching fast. I swerved left, then right, and then it hit my car.
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